No seriously this happened once...
The Yachtsman
The rumors are true... DGWUSports is back from the brink of irrelevance and apathy. This time we're going to be far more organized than before. Minimum THREE posts per week, with a forthcoming podcast gaining some momentum behind the scenes. Break it down:
'One, Two, Four-' 'Three Sire!' 'Three!'
The ScizzThe Buffalo Bills lost last night, 17 - 6 to the Detroit Lions, in a game that best can be describe as "slightly more exciting than watching paint dry".
The Bills rested all of their defensive starters, and most of their offensive starters against an equally weak set of starters from the Lions.
I won't jump into this much because, well, let's be honest, the game was pretty much in place to determine who would get cut and who wouldn't, but here are some quick thoughts:
The Scizz
Oh, the irony. A few hours after posting a fictitious account of a Buffalo Bills arrest, a real one occurs... and boy is it a doozy:
The man above is fullback Corey McIntyre. Like many of us, Corey likes to masturbate. Unlike many of us,
Corey allegedly likes to masturbate outside an old woman's window at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm thinking this might blow over, especially considering he was arrested TWO MONTHS AFTER the actual incident! It also sounds like the woman may be slightly crazy and blamed the first black man she saw. That whore, she probably wanted it anyways.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bike ride to prepare for.
UPDATE: Police report of the incident. Hilarity ensues.
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