This week's column is a quick one from the Yachtsman. We need to get out of here on the fast pace because... well... it's Memorial Day weekend and we need to get drunk.
The next Buffalo Bill to get arrested will be Rian Lindell.
The charge? DUI. The cause? Despondent over breaking his streak of 150 straight field goals made from inside the 20,
Lindell will attempt to drive off a bridge in his native Seattle (because really, what else is there to do in that awful place?). Unfortunately, he will miss miserably and plow into the median in the middle, hooking left instead of right.