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High Character Fridays! Pt. 3: REAL LIFE 05/15/2009
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The Scizz

Oh, the irony.  A few hours after posting a fictitious account of a Buffalo Bills arrest, a real one occurs... and boy is it a doozy:

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The man above is fullback Corey McIntyre.  Like many of us, Corey likes to masturbate.  Unlike many of us, Corey allegedly likes to masturbate outside an old woman's window at 8:30 in the morning.  

I'm thinking this might blow over, especially considering he was arrested TWO MONTHS AFTER the actual incident!  It also sounds like the woman may be slightly crazy and blamed the first black man she saw.  That whore, she probably wanted it anyways.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bike ride to prepare for.

UPDATE:  Police report of the incident.  Hilarity ensues.
 


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11/15/2009 17:07

ha ha awesome

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03/03/2010 08:28

great stuff

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