The Scizz
We haven't had a solid, angry post here at DGWUS in awhile, probably because the Yachtsman has been busy, so here we go:
Some asshole named John Hopkins wrote a terribly misinformed, factual error filled, and just simply awful column for the Tonawanda News, which you can read for yourself here.
I hate to give this douch-bag more attention than he deserves, especially since it is painfully obvious he only wrote it to get noticed by someone other than his immediate family, co-workers, and the gangly red-headed hooker who works outside the casino Tuesday nights (I hope he gets checked out), but DGWUS has to say something.
He also has some other magnificent gems. Like feeling embarrassed for the people who are excited about T.O., saying New Yorkers don't care about sports because they are too busy sipping fancy mixed drinks at night clubs. I bet all the guys down the street from me at Con Edison and the police department would love to talk with Johnny boy about that one. Then he followed it up with a well-placed 9/11 respect quote to make him feel good about himself.
I'm pretty sure that instead of doing any fact-checking or real research by asking people in Buffalo what they think, he was too busy polishing off his 14th super mighty burrito of the day. I'm officially naming this asshole, the fat, mustached, POOR MAN's Skip Bayless.
Feel free to form your own opinions, but as soon as he mentions T.O. never playing in the big game, I knew it was only downhill from there. I'm assuming Super Bowl XXXIX doesn't exist in his world... which judging by his picture is the World of Warcraft (sorry, Apologist).
Dear John,
Go fuck yourself.