The Scizz
feat. The Scizzette
My apologies for no High Character Friday post last week. I was waiting on possible entries from several people, and... well... nobody sent me anything. But this week I make up for it with a very special guest! My better half, the Scizzette!
Everybody enjoy! Oh please, please enjoy!!! If you don't enjoy she will hurt me again...
I am so scared... soooo cold and scared.
JUST JOKING! She is a very lovely and beautiful young woman (who happens to beat me). Take it away, Scizzette!
The next Buffalo Bill to get arrested will be charged with the oh-so-familiar "Hit and Run". And no, ladies and gentleman, it is not our beloved Marshawn. He has been too caught up with having fun at Dave & Busters.
This time it is none other than our beloved quarterback, Trent Edwards.
This time it is none other than our beloved quarterback, Trent Edwards.
Let's go back to the scene of the crime: Edwards is driving towards the intersection of Chippewa and Franklin*, facing a green light. As he progresses into the intersection, two women catch sight of his sexy, sculptured jaw-line and large broad shoulders, causing them to stop dead in their tracks. As they stare at the Adonis behind the wheel, he proceeds to hit them straight on.
When Trent steps out on the street to check if they are okay (side note: he was shirtless), all pedestrians with a vagina within a five-mile radius rush him, clawing and tugging to rip off his clothes. In all of this confusion, Trent escapes to his car, fleeing the scene of the accident and leaving the two women behind.
Trent has made no comment thus far, but it has been reported that he is currently suffering from a scathing case of crabs.
Tthere were several girls from Cheektowaga involved.
The women who were hit in the street are reported to have only minor injuries, but are currently suffering from broken hearts.
*I had to help the Scizzette with local street names... she's a Jersey girl
Trent has made no comment thus far, but it has been reported that he is currently suffering from a scathing case of crabs.
Tthere were several girls from Cheektowaga involved.
The women who were hit in the street are reported to have only minor injuries, but are currently suffering from broken hearts.
*I had to help the Scizzette with local street names... she's a Jersey girl
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