I know many of you were expecting some sort of recap of the Jets game this week, but more responsibility has been heaped upon me at work, so things have been pretty hectic here at One Bills Drive Apartment B BK NYC. The First Niagara Man Cave has been vacant since my last post. My apologies. What I can give you is a brief run down of some shit that I've been thinking about. ANALYSIS: STRONG POINT OF THE BLOG.
- Sabres: Met up with Scizzer for that barn burner of a Sabre match against the WINNIPEG JETS (suck it 3rd Man In! No more Southern Hockey!) on whatever night it was on. First, Ryan Miller is at least maddeningly inconsistent, so there's that. Also, I love OT wins. Also also, why the shit are we so off the wall at home? Also thrice, Kelly's Sports Bar in the East Village is no place for a human being. I refuse to stand pat any longer and accept this romanticizing of that place. It is a garbage hole. The toilets are shut down and I'm pretty sure I felt the floor collapse slightly at one point. I do not look forward to watching the next 67 games there. (Of course I'm going to though because they put the sound on and the people there are great and the bartenders are awesome and it provides my friends a break from me forcing them to drink at expensive craft beer bars....but seriously how does that place pass building code??)
- Bills: RAGE. I understand dropping a turd here and there is going to happen at least once a season for many teams, but for reals Chanworth, you can't let your squad shit the bed that hard against a divisional rival at home. It's just not right. Especially when fans are dropping $100+ on scalped tickets and treating it like the Superbowl. HAVE THEM READY TO PLAY. Also, NFL officials are easily the biggest joke in all of sports. The idea that these guys are still part timers determining the on field fates of $1 billion+ enterprises is atrocious. Finally, the playcalling blew and the execution was almost as bad. Way to lay a steamer on the fan base, guys.
SIDENOTE: STAY TUNED HERE FOR A SICK TRACK FROM THE APOLOGIST'S LITTLE BROTHER. WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IT TO YOU IN LIEU OF THE PODCAST THIS WEEK. #EVCREPRESENT
below is another creepy video yet awesome song from The Yachtsman.