Oh, the irony. A few hours after posting a fictitious account of a Buffalo Bills arrest, a real one occurs... and boy is it a doozy:
I'm thinking this might blow over, especially considering he was arrested TWO MONTHS AFTER the actual incident! It also sounds like the woman may be slightly crazy and blamed the first black man she saw. That whore, she probably wanted it anyways.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bike ride to prepare for.
UPDATE: Police report of the incident. Hilarity ensues.