I’m primarily a hockey guy, so I’ve been hibernating for the summer, watching my lawn die because it hasn’t rained near me since April or something. Having a lawn in California is surprisingly rare. Most of the houses on our street have rock gardens and shit. I completely understand why now. One day I’m going to flick a cigarette butt somewhere and burn down about 15 homes.
One thing you don’t realize when you’re finally taking that big step and moving in with your SO, if they get sick you are absolutely fucking doomed. You’re going to get sick too. You share fucking everything…plates, cups, beds, furniture. Even if you pretend cooties still exist and girls are icky like you’re back in 3rd grade, you are absolutely going to catch whatever it is they have. My head hit the pillow the first day she was sick cursing her entire family and everything she stands for.
What are people going to do when they realize Zemgus Girgensons is European?? Are heads going to explode like that Scanners scene?
This is so Larry King so far that there should be an ad for Welch’s Grape Juice in it. I almost hate myself.
Also he sucks at his job.
I’d buy everyone on the Bills a mini-fridge and some time at the shooting range if they were all as good as Mario Williams is. Don’t listen to the racist media shitdicks who have an agenda to push…watch how many times a game the dude is blatantly held or double teamed because HE’S THAT FUCKING GOOD.
Do yourself a favor and DO NOT drop $60 on EA’s latest NHL effort. I buy the thing every year. I make up reasons to love it every year. I fanboy for the fucking game every year. So for me to say this, there’s REALLY gotta be some shit wrong with it. Basically, only about 30% of my online games even get a connection, and when they do it’s a coin flip to see if the connection lasts for 3 periods. Also, if you use one of the features in the game (custom soundtracks), it locks up your entire Xbox. Excellent work EA. It’s not even a $60 roster update because the rosters are from before free agency.
Do yourself a favor and ABSOLUTELY drop $60 on Grand Theft Auto V. The story is fantastic, the game is beautiful, the missions are fun and the characters are well written. I’ve gotten my $60 out of it already, and oh by the way they’re adding online multi-player on October 1st. That’s right, you can get a group of friends and rob banks, people, hookers and all kinds of shit. $60 is going to seem like a bargain by Xmas.
When you’re reading about all this FIGHTING IS BAD IN THE NHL AND BAN FIGHTING BECAUSE HEAD INJURIES, you should know that a long time ago fighting in the NHL was cool and served a purpose. This was before the 2006 Playoffs so many people probably aren’t aware of it. John Scott has a role on this team, and I’ll get into that more in my preview.
You should be excited about the long-term prospects of the Sabres. These kids who are coming up are legit and this team will be good again sooner rather than later. Even if Grigorenko busts out like many already think he has (because you’re stupid) – there’s plenty to like about the core of this team 3 years from now.
And mostly because Lindy Ruff isn’t around to fuck it up.
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