The rumors are true... DGWUSports is back from the brink of irrelevance and apathy. This time we're going to be far more organized than before. Minimum THREE posts per week, with a forthcoming podcast gaining some momentum behind the scenes. Break it down:
Monday posts will be handled by our resident appeasement expert, the Apologist. He can expatiate on a wide ranging variety of topics, from perusing mobile OK Cupid profiles whilst on the dumper to the abhorrently boring travails of the Baltimore Orioles bullpen. Additionally, he's most adept at making excuses for our American Football Conference representative Buffalo Bills and 3-time Adams Division Champion Buffalo Sabres. Throw in a few townball updates regarding the nancier league where the pitchers don't hit, and you have a nice little Monday morning to look forward to.
Wednesday posts will be handled by yours truly, the Yachtsman. If you've followed any of my musings on Twitter, other blogs, or here, you'll know that I tend to go "blue" every four or five lines. I'm quite adept at weaving artful swearing into my prose, especially when I'm writing about the lack of testicular fortitude on the various teams I support. In addition to going on about the Buffalo Professional Hockey Club, I'll be talking more and more about actual Football (you know, the game where fat guys can't compete). Champions League, Barclay's English Premier League, Liverpool FC, the Spanish Primera, French Division 1, alongside some NY Red Bulls & USMNT musings will all be fair game (fuck the Bundesliga & Serie A... I'm still heated over that whole fascism thing). This happily comes at the expense of the Buffalo Bills, whose existence is becoming more and more irrelevant to me with each memory that slips out of Ralph Wilson's addled brain.
Oh right, and basketball, depending on the level of homicidal rage James Dolan incites in me each week.
Friday posts will be handled by the Scizz, our resident educator/investigative reporter. His posts will be a wonderful examination of a fan battling against the sea of negativity surrounding the teams he supports. The Scizz has fought off turning into an angry ball of hate a-la the Yachtsman (me) for the better part of five years now. He writes passionately about such topics as Corey McIntyre's mistaken masturbatory identity, Eric Wood's absurd nomenclature/resemblance to other tall people we know, and his unwavering belief that Ryan Miller is a much better goaltender than his career Goals Against Average/waifish figure would dictate. Other topics covered will include the National League Central Division, Jim Boeheim's various facial expressions, and Eddy Curry's physique (I can't back that last one up with any evidence).
- Larry Quinn
- Anything regarding the daughters Pegula
- Any praise of Tom Modrak whatsoever
- Any disparagement of Jim Kelly, Darryl Talley, Andre Reed, or pre-Tea Party Thurman Thomas
- Women's College Basketball
- Men's College Baseball
- Celebrity Penis Photographs
- The Qatari World Cup
- Bass Pro