And we're baaaaaaaaack! With all of the detailed knowledge that you die-hard fans thirst for in the off-season, I've been able to go even deeper into our collection of "talented" un-drafted free agents! Now onto a guy who was listed as "Davis Snow" on the actual Buffalo Bills website for several days before it was corrected!
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(Note: 98% of this profile is completely fabricated and in no way accurate. Just like people who say they hate the NBA and aren't racist.)
High School: West Canaan High School
Strengths: Quick feet, super acute hearing,
Weaknesses: Coming off of severe calf injury, looks like fat Forrest Gump, and his only experience with playing in Snow is his alone time.
On-field accomplishments: 2011 All Big-12 Honorable Mention
Off-field accomplishment: Has completed the Big Texan Steak Challenge 17 times. He can also write his own name without asking for help!
Favorite Players: Logan Mankins, Kyle Hix, and THE Mike Williams. (Wait, for real? Fuck.)
Other idols: Ralphie May, Ethan Suplee, and George W. Bush
Most embarrassing moment: After enduring too many concussions, passed out in the middle of a game allowing Quarterback Paul Walker to get sacked and subsequently injured. Coach Voight was PISSED!
Goals: Compete for a starting position, make his Daddy proud, and avoid any and all contact with Vince Young for the entire season.
Most memorable moment: The first time he got to play football with a helmet that actually fit his giant head. (2007)
Off-field activities/hobbies: Volunteer member of the Texas Minutemen, Vice-President of Man Vs. Food Fan Club, practicing his spot-on impression of WB cartoon character, Hugo.
Favorite Buffalo Bills moment: "Super Bowl 27 & 28"
Favorite Music/Band: Anything with a Banjo and/or washtub.
Most looking forward to....: Hitting deer on the 400 and I-90 with his pick-up truck.
Wow, these are getting harder! Luckily everything you find on goggle is fact. Go Bills! #BillsLegalNonProfitOrganization
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