This off-season, Deadspin has had a series of columns called "Why Your Team Sucks". Some of the best ones being the Patriots and Jets.
The columns are written by Drew Magary, who in DGWUSports' opinion, is one of the best sports writers of our generation (his book Men with Balls is a must read). He is vulgar, full of anger, and will not hesitate to shit on ANYONE! We think he is perfect for this generation of pussies who get offended over anything. Anyways...
They finally posted the "Why Your Team Sucks: The Buffalo Bills" column, and it is pretty hilarious. But remember, this guy trashed every single team in the NFL, including his own favorite (which may have been the most vicious). These columns are all written in satire, and for people that are not easily offended, and don't lose their shit as soon as someone picks on their team.
In all honesty, I have read all of the columns, and we got off pretty easy. This was no LaGarrette Blount/Byron Hout situation. However, I do have to disagree with the wing comment. NYC is huge and the wings here fucking suck ass.