The Scizz
The picture above is of long-snapper Garrison Sanborn, the newest Buffalo Bill. As a try-out player, the Bills were so impressed with him that they have signed him to an official contract.
Now we all know that very soon, all Buffalo fans will be divided. Those who believe that Sanborn is the future long-snapper, and those that believe that Ryan Neill has the veteran presence to get things done. It will be a media frenzy!
Before things get out of hand, we here at DGWUS are officially backing Ryan Neill in what will be a battle of epic proportions. He is a hard worker. He uses a high-spin angle when snapping the ball for maximum accuracy. And he went to high school with the Scizzette.
What other reasons do you need???