Whatever you do, ladies and gentlemen, don't let a member of the Buffalo Bills, current or former, drive you home.
According to police spokesman Jimmy Barnes (JIMMY Barnes ... I love that), Smith had a positive demeanor, but refused a breathalyzer test and therefore was taken into custody. He was released on bond a few hours later.
I think we're way beyond the point where a new part of parenting is just to tell kids, "No Billy, you don't have to be punished if you're a professional athlete and they don't have too much evidence. I mean, if you're Michael Vick and you're running an entire living network of the worst kind of animal cruelty imaginable, then you're probably gonna do at least a year. But that's only if you screw up real bad ... Yes, O.J. did kill two people, but he didn't leave too much evidence. Just some DNA. Now go out there and practice your punting!"
p.s. Bruce Smith will be inducted into the Hall of Fame in August. Way to go, Bruce!