The AP has reported that the Buffalo Bills have cut five players after the conclusion of their first mandatory minicamp.
Those included on the list were defensive linemen John Faletoese (would be cooler if it was fellatio) and Gerald Washington, defensive back Kyle Ward, offensive lineman Joel Bell, and most surprisingly, LB Blake Costanzo.
Costanzo played in all 16 games last year and was considered by many to be a special teams standout. He also spent most of 2007 on the practice squad, and appeared in three games.
When reached for comment, Costanzo said, "THESE PRETZELS....ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!"