Fuck the Toronto series. Seriously. They've never sold out a single one of these awful home game robberies. And way to take away our Thanksgiving game. The one weekend where almost every ex-pat is back in town, you ship the game up north for more money, but we're supposed to pat you on the back when Ralph or whatever machine is keeping Ralph alive buys up the unsold tickets which is essentially taking money out of your own wallet and then putting it back in?! Fuck you.
Then this week we had to listen to rumors about Bon Jovi moving the team to Canada. Not that anyone in Buffalo will ultimately care who it is that's moving the team when the time comes, but seriously? Bon Jovi? Throw on your Philadelphia Soul jersey and ghost ride your steel horse off the Peace Bridge, you over-the-hill hack.
But seriously there's no time for the usual song and dance so let's keep the profanity going.
Fuck Matty Ice. Fuck any fan in the crowd wearing a Michael Vick jersey. Fuck runs up the middle with CJ. Fuck Aaron Williams dancing like a moron after a routine tackle then getting torched on the ensuing play. Fuck the Canadian who says, "Well we're the ones who buy tickets to games in Buffalo." Fuck EJ's performances on the road. Fuck stupid penalties. And FUCK the Leafs and their beer-chucking fans. Just win today.
So raise a plastic cup to long bombs to Goodwin, Marcell Dareus' bruise that's still imprinted on Geno's ribs, tough runs from Freddy, disguised blitz packages, Mario Williams' sack total, and actually having a team worth talking about in December.