feat. Grandpa Tim
On this lovely July 4th weekend, High Character Friday will be brought to you by a new face at DGWU Sports. We would like to introduce you to fellow Buffalo-to-New York transplant, Grandpa Tim.
I met Tim in 2006 during the Eastern conference finals against Carolina. We were part of large, wild group at a certain bar that was playing all the games for us, including Labatt's and the Sabre Dance (fuck these guys now though, they cater to douche-bag Ranger fans).
Grandpa Tim is also slightly older than the rest of us, hence the nickname. We have let him have it over the years because old jokes towards Tim never get....um, old. Anyways, Tim will be contributing to this site once in awhile, so please join me in welcoming him. But please speak loudly because he only has one good ear. Take it away old man!
And we smoked. Not because it was cool. Cagney was cool... uh... what was I sayin? Oh yes, high character! The next Bills player to get in trouble with the law will be J.P. Losman.
What's that you say? J.P. is no longer part of the team? Shuffled off to Vegas you say?
Ahhhhh, Vegas. I met my thrid wife in Vegas. She was a doll. A waitress at the HOJO on the strip with legs up to high heaven and an ass that... um... what was I saying again??
Wait what WAS I saying? OH YEAH! Um no, I lost it again.
Damn it... I think I just peed myself... again.