The Scizz
Earlier this week, I was about to post my second installment of the in-depth profiles of the Buffalo Bills un-drafted free agents, when I received a text from the Bills saying they released the subject of the post, Richmond QB Aaron Corp. I was going to scrap the whole thing and put up a detailed look into another player, but since we have no real accountability on this god-forsaken blog, I decided to put up the Corp one anyways. Besides, undrafted FA's are known to be brought back periodically to the practice squad if injuries erupt on the team. And, with Vince Young and his crazy ass ways on the roster, the Bills need access to all the back-up QB's possible. So here is the second entry in "Long Road to the Practice Squad", QB Aaron Corp! Kudos to @Boner_Shorts for the new title idea.
(Note: 98% of this profile is completely fabricated and in no way accurate. If you didn't pick up on that, then Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer.)
Earlier this week, I was about to post my second installment of the in-depth profiles of the Buffalo Bills un-drafted free agents, when I received a text from the Bills saying they released the subject of the post, Richmond QB Aaron Corp. I was going to scrap the whole thing and put up a detailed look into another player, but since we have no real accountability on this god-forsaken blog, I decided to put up the Corp one anyways. Besides, undrafted FA's are known to be brought back periodically to the practice squad if injuries erupt on the team. And, with Vince Young and his crazy ass ways on the roster, the Bills need access to all the back-up QB's possible. So here is the second entry in "Long Road to the Practice Squad", QB Aaron Corp! Kudos to @Boner_Shorts for the new title idea.
(Note: 98% of this profile is completely fabricated and in no way accurate. If you didn't pick up on that, then Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer.)
Me throw pretty one day
Position: Quarterback
College: Richmond
High School: Academy for the Mediocre (Kansas City, Mo)
Strengths: Big arm, pocket presence, not afraid of failure, great knowledge of Richmond restaurant scene, played at USC
Weaknesses: Playing Quarterback, easily startled, terrified of success, Played at Richmond
Reason for Transfer from USC to Richmond: Refused to take money, hookers, and blow from boosters. Also, an overwhelming desire to be average.
Goals: "To make it the NFL and abruptly leave to play 3rd string QB for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats."
On-field accomplishments: Playing at USC
Off-field accomplishment: None
Favorite musical artists: Pete Best and Stuart Sutcliffe
Favorite movies: Spider-Man 3, Beverly Hills Cop 3, The Godfather: Part 3, & John Carter
Off-field activities/hobbies: Playing his Sega Saturn, collecting football cards of career back-ups, turning down 10's in order to date 3's.
Romantic Crush: Ann Veal
College: Richmond
High School: Academy for the Mediocre (Kansas City, Mo)
Strengths: Big arm, pocket presence, not afraid of failure, great knowledge of Richmond restaurant scene, played at USC
Weaknesses: Playing Quarterback, easily startled, terrified of success, Played at Richmond
Reason for Transfer from USC to Richmond: Refused to take money, hookers, and blow from boosters. Also, an overwhelming desire to be average.
Goals: "To make it the NFL and abruptly leave to play 3rd string QB for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats."
On-field accomplishments: Playing at USC
Off-field accomplishment: None
Favorite musical artists: Pete Best and Stuart Sutcliffe
Favorite movies: Spider-Man 3, Beverly Hills Cop 3, The Godfather: Part 3, & John Carter
Off-field activities/hobbies: Playing his Sega Saturn, collecting football cards of career back-ups, turning down 10's in order to date 3's.
Romantic Crush: Ann Veal
"Oh I'm sorry Ann, I didn't see you there"
Favorite Buffalo Bills moment: The entire 2001 season
Favorite Sports Teams: The Hartford Whalers, Los Angeles Rams, & Flint Tropics
Favorite Players: Tood Collins, David Carr, Raghib Ismail
Most embarrassing moment: Five touchdown, 400 yard game against Louisiana Tech. All those questions in the presser afterwards made him uncomfortable.
Most looking forward to....: Getting begged for retweets from members of the Bills Mafia
"Long Road to the Practice Squad" number two is in the books! What book that is, I have no idea and should probably be burned, immediately. Check back next week for another. LEARNING!
Follow me @TheScizz and DM me pics of your left forearm. HOT.
Favorite Sports Teams: The Hartford Whalers, Los Angeles Rams, & Flint Tropics
Favorite Players: Tood Collins, David Carr, Raghib Ismail
Most embarrassing moment: Five touchdown, 400 yard game against Louisiana Tech. All those questions in the presser afterwards made him uncomfortable.
Most looking forward to....: Getting begged for retweets from members of the Bills Mafia
"Long Road to the Practice Squad" number two is in the books! What book that is, I have no idea and should probably be burned, immediately. Check back next week for another. LEARNING!
Follow me @TheScizz and DM me pics of your left forearm. HOT.
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