The Scizz has been on me all week to finish the Draft grades I promised our dear reader(s?) this past weekend. I sat in front of the computer after work every night and tried to come up with things to say about our new picks and I simply couldn't muster the strength.
The spirit did not move me to write anything... I simply don't trust the BrainMush @ One Bills Drive to do anything right anymore. Why waste your time and mine trying to sugarcoat another shitty draft? We picked three DBs, passed on a proven stud d-lineman for a skinnier/riskier Aaron Schobel, and reached on a couple linemen who could have been picked much later in the draft. That's what's been running around my head these past few days, so there you have it. Allen Wilson, I am not.
However, it's not like I don't have something to bitch about at length. Being a Buffalo Sports fan, I'll always have something to bitch about. And yes, something has been bothering me for quite some time. It's this guy:
Larry Fucking Quinn.
Hey folks, your DGWU Crew here. Sorry for no updates yesterday, but since all members of this blog are gainfully employed (sorta), there will be those days when the updating may be lacking. So please forgive us, and enjoy today's news.
According to the (get ready) Spartanburg Herald-Journal (yeah that's right, I said it), former Furman University offensive tackle Joel Bell has agreed to a three-year deal with the Bills. Until we know how much the contract is worth, it's hard to argue for or against this. However, physically, he's the same as Brad Butler & Kirk Chambers (6'7" / 315). So maybe (MAYBE) in a year or two he bulks up and replaces one of them? Maybe?
The Scizz & The Yachtsman
[Editor's Note: This is part two of DGWUSports' Live Blog of the 2009 NFL Draft. Due to technical difficulties, there was a break in the action, so they started again in a new post. Click this link to start from the beginning with "2009 NFL Draft: Live Blog".]
This is Ludders.
This is Eric Wood.
7:31 Scizz: So, we have had some technical difficulties. The Mike Ludders picture literally crashed the blog, so therefore we have restarted the blog here in the 2nd round (and late 1st). Beanie Wells was selected by Arizona. Second best man named "Beanie" behind this guy.
The Scizz & The Yachtsman
Welcome to the DGWUS Live blog of the 2009 NFL Draft. We will have some analysis, witty banter, and plenty of poop jokes. The Yachtsman, the Scizz, and maybe some special guests.
3:47 Scizz: New Orleans is leading Denver. Wait, what?
4:03 Yachtsman: Chris Berman is sweatily introducing Roger Goodell, who looks like he just finished a marathon session of bondage sex... or he's just exhausted... and the Lions select Matthew Stafford... WOW. SHOCKER. Are Stafford's hands too small? Cue up only deep ball clip they've shown all week...