The Scizz
Sorry folks, but this is going to be one of those "nothing to do with Buffalo" posts. I just had to throw this up because I think it is absolutely amazing.
For those of you who don't check out any sports websites/blogs on a daily basis, you may have missed highlights from the first episode of "Joe Buck Live" on HBO. Who the fuck could make you care about watching highlights from a live show from Captain Douchebag himself, Joe Buck, you ask?
I don't want to hold you up, so please check out the video here - Part 1 / Part 2. And make sure to check out "overtime" from the show that aired on the website afterwards, which displays even more awkwardness and failed comedy from Buck.
I'm not even sure how I feel after watching this, other than I know its hilarious. I have never thought that Artie was that funny (watch me get murdered by a Stern fan now), but I loooooooathe Joe Buck because he is a pompous asshole with no considerable talent, so I'm left laughing and confused.
One thing is for sure. Anyone who thinks that Joe Buck actually got the best of Artie (like many of these nerd commentators from TMZ) is a fucking idiot and should jump in front of a bus. Artie has officially massacred "Joe Buck Live" and shown what a cowering, unfunny loser Buck really is. But then again, you might already know that if you have ever read this little piece of heaven...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to dinner at Lucky Pierre's.