Dear God Why Us Sports
"You are a complete embarrassment to anyone legitimately trying to blog.
You're gonna ruin it for everyone else. Keep it up." - Mike Harrington, TBN
  • Blog
  • The Deeg Podcast Industries
  • Mission Statement
  • Contributors

Playoff Push It Real Good - Week 9 - The Chiefs of Kansas City

11/8/2014

1 Comment

 
Picture
The Apologist

It’s taken me a while to get back my optimism. I started the season with real hope for making the playoffs. Not a lot. But a little goes a long way.

Then came Kyle Orton.

I’ve admitted I was opposed to this switch when it happened. It really wasn’t so much about who was the better quarterback. It was about the kind of the season we were going to see. A passer with the skill set and build of E.J. Manuel is something we’ve never seen before. A journeyman with iffy accuracy and no mobility? I felt like I could script the rest of the year from memory.

Three wins and one Patriots game later, it’s… debatable. No one will argue with the record, obviously, but no one’s rushing to buy a jersey either. Defense and special teams have been the biggest reason this team is 5-3. Orton has been (Dear God, why do I have to write this again?) as good as he’s needed to be and nothing more. At one point against the Jets, the Bills had six drives start within 50 yards of the goal line. Only one of them resulted in a touchdown. Before the game-winning TD at home against Minnesota, the Bills’ scored a field goal with 4 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. Then nothing, until that last drive. Against the Vikings.

But here is where I’ll admit I was wrong. Orton’s throws to Hogan and Watkins could not have been completed by E.J. Not right now. Since benching Manuel, they’ve gone from treading water to a playoff push. It’s undeniable. It was the right move. Now comes the hard part.

There are only two teams left in the Bills' remaining eight games that don’t have a realistic shot at making the playoffs. Of the playoff contenders, three have Super Bowl MVP quarterbacks. If the Bills are for real, they need a win this Sunday against Kansas City. It’s as simple as that. The Chiefs have legit wins against the Chargers and whoever that was wearing the Patriots’ jerseys a few weeks back. But their other three came against the Rams, Dolphins, and Jets. And no one accidentally thought of Alex Smith when I mentioned the MVPs. The Bills can win this game.

Our defense is for real. Sammy Watkins is a highlight reel waiting to happen. And that crowd. OH, that crowd. Bills fans haven’t had a game to go to in three weeks and the team has a legit chance to go 6-3 for the first time since Flutie Flakes were a thing. The Ralph might bear a striking resemblance to the USO show in Apocalypse Now by the time this game kicks off. I can't wait.

THREE THINGS TO BE EXCITED ABOUT:

1) Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?!

Seriously, we’re discussing the playoffs? I was writing a eulogy for the season after that loss to the Patriots. But, oh, what a difference playing bad teams makes. Two wins later, we’ve got a shot. A long shot, but a shot nevertheless.

Everyone at the tailgate this weekend will be explaining the same playoff scenario before kickoff (words and inebriation level may vary). Beat the Chiefs, Dolphins, Browns, Jets, and Raiders. The thing is, it really could be that simple. The Chiefs are a good team, but they’re not a great one. Neither is anyone else on that list. Win those five games and it doesn’t matter if we lose the other three by 300 points. 10 wins should get you into the playoffs this year. And even if we got left out because of some tie breaking nonsense, can you imagine the Bills winning TEN games?! I really can’t fathom it.

The devil’s advocate in me, that I always beg to shut up, points out that three of those fives teams are at least our equal, if not better, in terms of talent right now. Before Cleveland dismantled Cincinnati last night, they shared the same 5-3 record as Buffalo, KC, and Miami. But that’s why these games are that much more exciting. In a hypothetical world, if the season ended Sunday, this game would be for the last spot. Miami will either share our record next week or be just one game ahead or behind us. Three weeks from now, we play the Browns, maybe the only team hungrier for a playoff trip than we are, who are holding their own in a wide open AFC North. (Every team in the north is separated by a win. I don’t even know how that’s possible.) These games are all going to matter, regardless of the outcomes. And the Bills can hang in every one of them.

The crowd is going to be wild this Sunday. Jungle-life wild. And if, IF, the Bills can win the games they’re capable of winning in the next four weeks (see: all of them), can you possibly imagine the atmosphere the Packers will be walking into in Week 15 if we’re 9-4?! Too optimistic? Obviously. Exciting to even be allowed to think it? Definitely.

2) Sammy Watkins
Picture
Dawww. I just wanna give him a hug.
This topic and the next (hint: it’s those four guys who hit quarterbacks) should probably just become the permanent staples of this section. Sammy was held out of practice on Friday, but unless his groin has literally fallen off, he'll start on Sunday. Obviously, we’ve given up too much to have him get needlessly injured worse because we had him play hurt. But the only game the Bills didn't win in the last four was when our first round pick didn't make an impact. He leads Bills receivers in every category and probably some others that statisticians haven't invented yet, but they'll need to, because THERE AREN'T ENOUGH WAYS TO PRAISE HIS GREATNESS!

But seriously folks, if my number one desire for this season is the playoffs, then a close second is finding out Watkins was worth all the picks we gave up to get him. Every team that's made a playoff run has that one guy on offense you have to account for at all times. Opponents started doing that even before Watkins could get his locker organized. Revis covered him for an entire game at a time when he had 284 yards in 5 games. And he's only going to get better at route running, weight lifting, and reading defenses. What he's doing now, he's doing on instincts and skill. I'm not knocking his "football IQ," but pro playbooks are bigger than dictionaries. There's no way he's learned everything. Once he does? Watch out.

3) The Front Four
PictureOw.
Remember the years we spent watching the Bills rush four and subsequently attempting to tear every single hair off of your own head? God, I don't miss that. Someday, probably in the not-so-distant future, we'll return to those times. It seems like defensive lines are almost impossible to hold together anymore. You might be able to replace and reshuffle, but you can't keep four top-level guys on the same line without crippling your cash supply for the other 28 positions. The Steelers and Ravens have been the best at it. The Giants had a good run from the end of Strahan to the start of JPP. But that's the same JPP calling out his teammates for playing with no heart. It's not that David Diehl's body couldn't take another year, David Wilson's never could, and Victor's gave out. It's that they don't play with enough heart, gosh darnit!

Heart helps for huddle speeches and 2-minute drills. Talent wins the other 98% of the game. (If heart won games, the Bills would have four Super Bowl trophies.) Right now the Bills have it on the defensive line. Hughes is a wonderful revelation and Dareus is evolving into one of the top DT's in the game. But you can't focus on them or bring help, because that only makes life easier for Kyle & Mario Williams. I have no idea how opponents gameplan for it. It must be like scheming defenses against LeBron. They're gonna get their shots, you just hope you can limit the damage.

The best part might be that their harassment covers up the deficiencies in the secondary. Leodis and the rest still have those moments that make you want to go bald the hard way, but the Bills are 2nd in the league in picks. Leodis McKelvin has four interceptions. One for each lineman making his job 1000 times easier. Enjoy it while it lasts.

THREE THINGS TO TERRIFIED OF:

1) The Offensive Line


The only thing as consistent as Sammy or the defense this season has been the play of the offensive line. And that’s not good . The middle of the Bills offensive line is Eric Wood and two guys who are making him play worse. Add a rookie still learning the right tackle to the mix and it’s not hard to understand why these guys are tied for 6th in sacks given up. When you have a quarterback as immobile as Orton and two backup running backs shoved into starting roles, that’s not good.

There’s not much else to say about the issue. We’re stuck with it. The rookies might improve, but there’s nothing new to try out if they don’t. Glenn & Wood are proven commodities. Pears & Urbik are… warm bodies. Unless Richardson and Henderson learn their positions in a hurry, it won’t matter who we start at quarterback or when Fred gets healthy. The learning curve doesn’t get any easier this weekend against Tamba Hali (4 sacks) and Justin Houston (12).

2) Nate Hackett

Picture
Seen here celebrating a TD pass during practice. Seriously.
The defense has been spectacular. And thank God for that. Because even with the 20-point beatdown against the Jets, the Bills have only scored 8 points more than their opponents this year. So that feeling of teetering on a chain-link fence you’ve had all season isn’t imagined. Hackett has called the right play at the right time to get points when we needed them and I’ll give him that. But his, and to be fair Marrone’s, ability to get the most out of their players has been sorely lacking. Mike Williams "played" this season and yet still has as many receiving touchdowns as Scott Chandler, Fred Jackson, and Chris Hogan. He's only got one fewer than Robert Woods. The defense drove Geno Smith out of the game before the clock ran out in the 1st quarter, yet somehow, by the end of the 2nd, the Bills had only scored 7 more points than the Jets. I guess that can happen when you're facing a defense that’s still ranked in the top-10 of yards allowed. The thing is the Chiefs’ defense is even better.

I already mentioned Hali and Houston, but the Chiefs are deep everywhere. Including the two linebackers, they sent six defenders to the Pro Bowl last year. They’re 5th in yards allowed and 2nd in points. And this is a squad that’s already seen Manning, Brady, Rivers, and Kaepernick, so no one’s breaking a sweat when they see Orton line up under center. Except maybe Orton.

Is there an answer to this dilemma? The answer is a solid maybe. MAYBE Hackett recognizes the fact that while the Chiefs have given up the fewest passing yards in the league, they’re 19th against the run. And MAYBE Boobie or Bryce Brown (or a combination of both) are ready to have one of those humongous games that unknown backs occasionally have before they fade back into obscurity. That would be, in a word, amazing. But that is contingent on Hackett making it happen. Conversely, if his plan is to ask the aforementioned offensive o-line to protect Kyle long enough to throw the ball 40 times, with the occasional run up the middle for 1 or 2 yards? Well. Then we’re screwed.

3) Eric Berry

Justin Houston is deservedly going to get most of the pregame chatter, but I can't help but worry about a different Chiefs defender. Eric Berry recently returned from injury and is slowly starting to readjust to the speed of the game and regain the abilities that made him a Pro Bowler last season. The Bills have relied on getting at least three or four big plays in the passing game. Against Minnesota, they each came in the same drive. The numbers for Orton are there by the end of the game, but most of the time I'm stunned to find out he threw for 300 yards. (Seriously? Where do they all come from?) The one loss the Bills had in his three games at quarterback was against New England when Revis made Watkins a non-factor. This is why I’m slightly concerned about Berry.

When you have a great ballhawk in the backfield, it makes everything more difficult. They stuff runs, they prevent big plays, and they turn poor passes into points. All things we don't do well already. He scored 2 touchdowns off 3 interceptions last season and could wreak havoc on Sunday if the Bills don't keep track of him. If the two terrifying things I mentioned prior go bad, Berry could be the biggest beneficiary.

WHY YOU CAN'T HATE THEM:
Picture
I say this as someone who watched the Royals cook my beloved Birds from Baltimore. (In the four-game sweep, the Orioles held the lead for 2 innings. TWO!) You can't hate Kansas City. Sure, you might have your personal reasons and that's fine, but from a distance, as a sports fan, what's there to hate? It's Buffalo in the midwest. They just made their first trip to the World Series after 30 years of barely seeing the playoffs and got their guts ripped out by Madison Bumgarner. They're on their 3rd coach since the 90's that will pile up wins and never take them to a Super Bowl. Sporting Kansas City has as many titles the Chiefs & Royals combined.

Losing four straight Super Bowls is an unmatchable amount of pain, but Kansas City in our lifetime might be the next worst thing. Three Hall of Fame coaches, Joe Montana, Marcus Allen, Tony Gonzalez, Priest Holmes... zero Super Bowl appearances. Then after years of mostly winning, in 2006 they traded a pick that turned into Leon Washington for Herm "We Can Build On This" Edwards. After that predictable train wreck was cleaned up, they doubled down on the wreckage by firing Edwards and replacing him the Todd Haley, who soon after was joined by Charlie Weis & Romeo Crennel. Now that they've crawled out from under that rock? The predictably pass-happy, roll-polly Reid who will undoubtedly win tons of regular season games and never get them to the Super Bowl.

You don't have to feel sorry for them. But you really can't hate them.
Picture
Worth every bit of your bandwidth.
AROUND THE LEAGUE

  • Carson Palmer, and what's left of his shoulder, signed a three-year contract extension with the Arizona Cardinals this week worth a reported $50 million. He's the second formerly washed-up quarterback to sign an extension this year. The other is this weekend's Alex Smith. The Chiefs resigned the former #1 pick for three more years and $68 million. These numbers are overblown most of the time and teams rarely wind up paying all the possible dollars in any deal. I only mention all of this because the asking price is rising on Kyle Orton.
  • Wow, the Jets are bad. They are so terrible that Rex Ryan is openly waxing nostalgic about the AFC Championship game they played against the Steelers four years ago. I'd feel bad for them if they didn't simultaneously employ the most unlikable quarterback tandem in the history of the league.
  • In other schadenfreude news, the Cowboys are sending both halves of Tony Romo and what's left of their playoff hopes to London this week to try and convince London that they want the Jaguars. We're seriously still trying this? Didn't we all agree NFL Europe failed miserably because no EPL fan is gonna flip for American football because he watched Blake Bortles play? If Shahid Kahn wants to move the team to London, fine, let him. No one will actually travel to play them, mind you. They'll just cease to be a member of the NFL and have intermural games amongst themselves. We'll carry on and pencil in a win against the AFC South each year like we do already and that way Buffalo doesn't have to watch YET ANOTHER FUCKING HOME GAME GET SHIPPED TO ANOTHER GOD DAMN COUNTRY. *ahem* Pardon me.
  • Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice are probably going to find out when they can start playing again soon. Because (and remember this women and children) the lesson is beating your wife and kids is bad and to punish you, we'll make you hide for a while and wait for everyone to stop caring. And that's really only if there's photo/video evidence. This kind of behavior will be tolerated.


FINAL PREDICTION

God I want this win so much it hurts. If Kansas City jumps out earlier, we're in deep trouble. The offense has been slow in every first half Orton has played in, so if they get in an early hole, I don't like their odds of another comeback against the Chiefs' defense. But I think the crowd is going to be an impact from the start and I wouldn't be surprised if we deferred the opening kickoff and let our rested front four get after Alex Smith to set the tone. This has nail-biter written all over it.

Buffalo 23, Chiefs 20

The playoff push starts now. Go Bills.
1 Comment
News for League of Legends link
12/7/2014 12:11:55 pm

News for League of Legends
Welcome to NewsForLOL.Com! A brand new website giving you the latest news for League Of Legends.
Go To: http://www.newsforlol.com/

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    RSS Feed

    Follow DGWUSports on Twitter

    Recent Posts

    "I guess we have ourselves a reckoning." - Bills vs. Steelers Preview, Week 14

    "I got a nose for white supremacy, and he smells like bleach." Monday Night Football is back, folks.


    Dear God Why Us? In this Economy?

    DGWU Sports #CrapTastiCast Episode 49

    Us

    The Apologist
    @SamiquaLrhubarB

    The Barrister

    The Outlander
    @MattyRenn

    The Commander
    @essbeeay

    DEEG EMERITUS:

    The Yachtsman
    @Y_vo

    Guest Contributors


    And Them

    Black & Blue & Gold
    Buffalo Sabres Nation
    Die By The Blade
    Buffalo Wins
    Nick Mendola
    The Goose's Roost
    Bills Daily
    Sabres Prospects
    Shutdown Pair
    Sal Sports

    Email us!


    Past Drivel

    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    January 2020
    August 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    August 2018
    April 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    March 2017
    October 2016
    September 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    February 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012
    May 2012
    April 2012
    March 2012
    February 2012
    January 2012
    December 2011
    November 2011
    October 2011
    September 2011
    August 2011
    July 2011
    June 2011
    May 2011
    April 2011
    March 2011
    February 2011
    April 2010
    October 2009
    September 2009
    August 2009
    July 2009
    June 2009
    May 2009
    April 2009


    Tags

    All
    2012 Stanley Cup Playoffs
    Aaron Hernandez
    Aaron Williams
    Adventures In Douchebaggery
    Amar'e Stoudemire
    Analytics
    Andre Reed
    Apostles Of Bob
    Arizona Cardinals
    Arsenal FC
    Arsene Wenger
    Assbaggery
    Auto Racing
    Bad Idea Night
    Baltimore Orioles
    Baltimore Ravens
    Baseball
    Basketball
    Beards
    #becauseitsbuffalo
    Beer
    Big Lebowski
    Bigots
    Big Thoughts
    Bills Mafia
    Bills Previews
    Black Sabbath
    Blue Collar
    Boat Shoes
    Boner_Shorts
    Boobie Dixon
    Booze
    Boston Bruins
    Boston Celtics
    Boston Red Sox
    Boston Sucks
    Brian Moorman
    BroneCast
    Bucky Gleason
    Buddy Nix
    Buffalo Bills
    Buffalo For Real
    Buffalo Sabres
    BuffaloWins
    Buffao Sabres
    Canada Sucks
    Carmelo Anthony
    Cats
    CFL
    Chan Gailey
    Chelsea FC
    Chelsea Licks Taint
    Chicago Blackhawks
    Chicago Cubs
    Chris Hairston
    Christian Ehrhoff
    Christmas
    Circling The Wagons
    Citi Field
    C.J. Spiller
    CK Anal
    Clint Dempsey
    Clownpenis.fart
    CM Punk
    Cody Hodgson
    Cody Mccormick
    Colin Kaepernick
    College Basketball
    College Football
    Cordy Glenn
    Craig Schaller
    CrapTastiCast
    Criminallyvu1ga
    Daft Punk
    Dallas Cowboys
    Daniel Briere
    Daniel Murphy
    Daniel Sturridge
    Dan Snyder
    Dan Wheldon
    Darcy Regier
    David Wright
    Dax McCarty
    Defensemen
    De La Soul
    Derek Roy Sucks
    Detroit Sucks
    DGWU Crew
    DGWU Legal Bureau
    Dick Jauron
    Dominik Hasek
    Donald Sterling
    Donald Trump
    Don Cherry
    Doug Flutie
    Doug Marrone
    Doug Whaley
    DRAFT GOOD!
    Drew Stafford
    Drugs
    Drunk
    E.J. Manuel
    El Greasico
    Emeritus My Balls
    Epic Fail
    Epic Meltdowns
    Epic Rants
    EPL
    Eric Wood
    Examples Of Awful Journalism
    Expats
    Faceless Internet Potshots
    FA Cup
    Fandom
    Fantasy Football
    F.C. Buffalo
    FJM
    Football
    Former Bills
    Former Knicks
    Former Sabres
    Fred Jackson
    Fred Wilpon
    Free Agency
    French Revolution
    Fuck ESPN
    Game Previews
    Game Recaps
    Gangs Are For Pussies
    Gary Bettman
    Gold Cup
    Golf
    Greg Roman
    Guest Contributors
    Hall Of Fame
    Happiness
    Hard Work
    Haterade
    High Character!
    Hillsborough
    Hockey
    Hockey Hall Of Fame
    Hulk Hogan
    Hungover
    IIHF World Championships
    Ike Davis
    Indignation
    Infinite Sadness
    Jack Eichel
    Jairus Byrd
    @jambrones
    James Dolan
    Jason Pominville
    Jeremy White
    Jerry Jones
    Jerry Sullivan
    Jhonas Enroth
    Jim Boeheim
    Jochen Hecht
    Joe Pinz1
    Johan Santana
    Johnny White
    John Scott
    Jon Vogl
    Jordan Leopold
    Jose Reyes
    Josh Beckett
    Jurgen Klopp
    Justin Rogers
    Kawika Mitchell
    Kelly's NYC
    Kelvin Sheppard
    Kevin Durant
    Kevin Youkilis
    Khal Drogo
    Kim Martin
    Kim Pegula
    King Kenny
    Kirk Nieuwenhuis
    Kobe Bryant
    Kraig Urbik
    Kyle Orton
    Kyle Williams
    L.A. Lakers
    Larry Quinn
    Lebron James
    Lee Evans
    Legumes On Your Penis
    Lenny Palumbo
    Leodis McKelvin
    LeSean McCoy
    Lindy Ruff
    Links
    Liveblog
    Liverpool FC
    Long Island
    Los Angeles Kings
    Luis Suarez
    Luke Adam
    Lunchpail
    Mailbag
    Manchester City
    Manchester Fc
    Manchester United
    Maple Leafs
    Marcell Dareus
    Marcus Easley
    Marcus Foligno
    Marcus Stroud
    Mario Williams
    Marshawn Lynch
    Martin Skrtel
    Marv Levy
    Matt Ellis
    Matthew Barnaby
    Matt Moulson
    McFadden's NYC
    Mean
    @Mechaphil
    Media Access
    Media Hit Jobs
    Megsie
    Memories
    Messi
    Metal
    Metallica
    Mets
    Miami Dolphins
    Miami Heat
    Michael Jasper
    Michael Jordan
    Michael Phelps
    Michael Vick
    Michael Vick Is A Fuck
    Mike D'Antoni
    Mike Grier
    Mike Harrington
    Mike Richards Is A Loser
    Mike Schopp
    Mikhail Grigorenko
    Miller
    MLB
    MLS
    Monday Night Football
    Mondee
    Montreal Canadiens
    Moon Bills
    Morality In Sport
    Motorsports
    Mouth Breathers
    Movie Trailers
    Moxy Früvous
    Murderers
    NASCAR
    Nathan Gerbe
    NBA
    Nba Draft
    Near Death Experiences
    Nerd Alert
    New England Patriots
    New Jersey Devils
    New York
    New York City
    New York Islanders
    New York Jets
    New York Knicks
    New York Mets
    New York Rangers
    New York Red Bulls
    New York Yankees
    NFL
    NFL Draft
    Nfl Free Agency
    Nfl Lockout
    NFLPA
    NHL
    Nhl Draft
    Nhl Free Agency
    Nhl Lockout
    NHL Playoffs
    Niagara Falls Reporter
    Nick Mendola
    No Limit Soldiers
    NSFW
    Nwo
    NYCBBB
    Nyc Sabre Summit
    Ny Red Bulls
    Oakland Raiders
    Occupy Nassau
    Offseason
    Oklahoma City Thunder
    Olympic Hockey
    Olympic Soccer
    #OneBuffalo
    Open Bar
    Optimism
    Overtime
    Ozzie Guillen
    Ozzy
    Parenthood
    Party Bus
    Pat Lafontaine
    Patrick Kaleta
    Patrick Kane
    Patriots
    Pat Williams
    Paul Gaustad
    Paul Hamilton
    Paul Posluszny
    Philadelphia Flyers
    Phillipe Coutinho
    Pink Elephant
    Pittsburgh Penguins
    Playoff Hockey
    Playoff Hunt 2011
    Playoffs
    Podacst
    Podcast
    Podcasts
    Post Game Reflections
    Post Game Reflections With The Yachtsman
    Post-Game Reflections With The Yachtsman
    Poz
    Pre Game Panicking
    Premiere League
    Premier League
    Premiership
    Press Conferences
    Pretentiousism
    Professional Wrestling
    Pro Football Hall Of Fame
    Pro Wrestling
    Pussies On Skates
    Qb Suckitude
    Rabbi Darkside
    Racing
    Racism
    Racist Assholes
    R.A. Dickey
    Ra Dickey
    Rafael Benitez
    Raffi Torres
    Rage Against The Machine
    Rage Storms
    Ralph Wilson Jr
    Ramblings
    Rants
    Rare Moments Of Lucidity
    Ray Lewis
    Realignment
    Recaps
    Rednecks
    Reggie Corner
    Rex Ryan
    Rian Lindell
    Roadcast
    Roadcasts
    Roadtrips
    Robert Goulet
    Rob Johnson
    Rob Ray
    Rob Van Dam
    Robyn Regehr
    Rochester Amercks
    Roger Goodell
    Ron Rolston
    Roscoe Parrish
    Running Diaries
    Russ Brandon
    Ryan Fitzpatrick
    Ryan Meanra
    Ryan Miller
    Ryan Nassib
    Sabres
    Sabres Alumni
    Sabres Crunk Mix
    Sabres Development Camp
    Sabre Summit
    Sadness
    Saint Bonaventure
    Sally Ride
    Sammy Watkins
    San Antonio Spurs
    Sanctimonious Shit Sandwich
    San Francisco 49ers
    Scizzette
    Scizz Gets Hard
    Scott Chandler
    September 11th
    Shady
    Shanabans7f1abf80bf
    Shaun Powell
    Shaving Buttholes
    Shawne Merriman
    Shawn Merriman
    Shit Sammies
    Sidney Crosby
    Signings
    Site Update
    Smarten Up
    Snowman Erections
    Soccer
    Spencer Johnson
    Standards Of Decency
    Stan Fischler
    Stanley Cup
    Starlin Castro
    Stephon Gilmore
    Steven Gerrard
    Steve Ott
    Stevie Johnson
    Stoke City FC
    Streetcast
    Strippers
    Subway Series
    Suck It Ref
    Summer Lovin
    Summer Movie
    Summer Movie Preview
    Summer Olympics
    Super Punters
    Super Troopers
    #SupportSally
    Swedes
    Swimming
    Syracuse Basketball
    Tailgating
    Tailgating At The Ralph
    Tank Carder
    Tanking
    Taro Tsujimoto
    Tashard Choice
    Tbn
    Team Captains
    Ted Black
    Ted Nolan
    Terrance Mcgee
    Terrance Williams
    Terrell Owens
    Terrence Mcgee
    Terry Collins
    Terry Pegula
    Thad Lewis
    Thanksgiving
    The Adventures Of Walter Garbinski
    The Apologist
    The Aud
    The Barrister
    The Beautiful Game
    The Big Lebowski
    The Buffalo News
    The Casted Foot
    The Cincinnati Bengals Are Criminals
    The City Of Buffalo
    The Commander
    The Continental
    The Dark Knight
    The Deeg
    The Defenseman
    The Grouch
    The Happy Endings Podcast
    The Hit
    The Hosers
    The Jambrones
    The Kids In The Hall
    The Kinsale
    The Legal Limit
    The Outlander
    The Patriots
    The Pink Elephant
    The Ralph
    The Rock
    The Ronin
    The Scizz
    The Scizzette
    The Undertaker
    The Wayans Brothers
    The Wild Card
    The Wire
    The Wizard
    The Yachtsman
    Thierry Henry
    Things That Matter More Than Sports
    Things That Piss Me Off
    Thomas Vanek
    Thrashers
    Tiger Woods
    Tim Connolly
    Tim Graham
    Tim Kennedy
    Tim Murray
    Tim Tebow
    Todd Collins
    Tom Brady
    Tom Golisano
    Tom The Cat
    Toronto
    Tottenham Hotspur
    Trade Rumor
    Trent Edwards
    True Colors
    Twitter
    Tyler Ennis
    Tyler Myers
    Tyler Thigpen
    Tyrod Taylor
    Ugly Models
    Undertaker
    Undrafted Free Agents
    USMNT
    USWNT
    Vacation
    Vajazzling
    Vancouver
    Vanilla Ice
    Video Games
    Ville Leino
    Vince Mcmahon
    Vincent Tan
    Vince Young
    Violence Is Not Funny
    Von Miller
    Vulgarity
    Wall Of Fame
    Warpath
    Washington Capitals
    Washington Redskins
    Waste Of A Post
    Watkins Glen
    WCW
    WECK 1230
    Weed
    Weezer
    Wembley
    West Wing
    WGR
    Where Are They Now?
    Wilco Sucks
    Winnipeg Jets
    World Cup
    Wrestlemania
    Wrestling
    Wtf
    Wu Tang Forever
    WWE
    Yankees
    You Can Play
    Your Mom

this site powered by the inane musings of raving lunatics