“He said to him, 'My son, you are here with me always; everything I have is yours. But now we must celebrate and rejoice, because your brother was dead and has come to life again; he was lost and has been found.'" – The Parable of the Prodigal Son
“What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osirus of this shit. Wu-Tang is here forever, Motherfucker.” – ODB
Larry Quinn is still a douchebag.
Darcy Regier is either the cheapest or dumbest GM in the NHL.
Dick Fucking Jauron still has a job coaching the Buffalo Bills.
Bono is still the biggest cool to tool 180° in modern history.