LeSean McCoy to get through this weekend without having to learn a hard lesson about the limits of confidentiality agreements and their scant utility in preventing women from turning State's evidence when some sexual assault goes down at a private party.
Ronald Darby to tell the truth about any such sexual assault, though I know this is unlikely. Don't go changing, hoss.
Fuck. Stay safe, Shady. Hopefully this is just some clean consensual coitus in the works and nothing that's going to keep you off the turf on Sundays.